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THE BOOK

That Sign Guy - Signs, Sign Letters, and Sign Supplies

** FREE With Any Sign or Sign Letter Purchase **

"52 Things to Say When
You're NOT Having a Sale."

A Full Year's Worth of Weekly Witticisms

For Your Changeable Copy Marquee Sign.

 

Because Brevity is the Soul of Wit, and because people only have two to three seconds to read your sign as they drive by, these Weekly Witicisms are all ten words or less.  By changing your Marquee Message every week, and keeping your Marquee Message fresh, you train everyone driving by to watch Your Sign to see what You will say next. When you do post a special, you will reap the rewards of this "Driver Training" with a much higher readership and response. Remember to use your Marquee to honor local heroes (Military or High School Sports Stars), support local fund raising activities and other civic events, mention your Customer/Employee of the Month or Year. Make sure everyone for miles around watches your marquee for words of wisdom and information.

 

These sayings will make you Famous in your area!

 

Most useful are the "Letter Picker Tables"

Which tell you how many of which letters

to pick out of the box before going out to the sign.

 

A WIFE WITH

HORSESENSE,

DOESN'T NAG!

 

Letter

Count

 !

1

 '

1

 ,

1

 A

2

 D

1

 E

5

 F

1

 G

1

 H

2

 I

2

 N

3

 O

2

 

 

 

 

 

This is an E-Book digitally delivered as a PDF file attached to an e-mail.
For less than 25 cents per week YOU will never be at a loss for words of wisdom or wit again.

$12.50

www.ThatSignGuy.com 
is  Paul W. Hartnägel
10 BENNING ST  Suite 180
WEST LEBANON, NH 03784-3404
Phone (603) 732-6026
E-mail@ThatSignGuy.com
 
 
 
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